Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.

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The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did
not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never
known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough for us.
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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?
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Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there
was.
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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook --and Explorer is an inextricable part
of the
operating system.
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Albert Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
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Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask
Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one