Eaten by a bear
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house
in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his
to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a
backwoods
section of Maine.

On one particular occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian friend
to stay with him. The friend, eager to get a freebie off a lawyer,
agreed. Well, they had a splendid time in the country, rising
early and living in the great outdoors.

Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion
went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went
around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in
tremendous
quantities, along came two huge bears, a male and a female.
The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover.
His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him
and swallowed him whole.

The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has
he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff. The sheriff grabbed
his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer.
Sure enough, the two bears were still there.

"He's in 'that one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while
visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head.

He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and
without batting an eye, levelled his gun, took careful aim, and shot
the female.

"Whatdya do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the
other!"

"Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would you believe a lawyer who told
you that the Czech was in the male?"