29. State Worker

28. Legally Drunk

27. Exact Estimate

26. Act Naturally

25. Found Missing

24. Resident Alien

23. Genuine Imitation

22. Airline Food

21. Good Grief

20. Government Organization

19. Sanitary Landfill

18. Alone Together

17. Small Crowd

16. Business Ethics

15. Soft Rock

14. Amtrak Schedule

13. Military Intelligence

12. Sweet Sorrow

11. "Now, then."

10. Terribly Pleased

9.  Computer Security

8.  Tight Slacks

7.  Definite Maybe

6.  Pretty Ugly

5.  Rap Music

4.  Working Vacation

3.  Clearly Misunderstood

2.  Plastic Glasses

    And the #1 Oxymoron is.

1.  Microsoft Works