These are supposedly not made up - except in the sense that someone sometime made them up to serve as (real) headlines.
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Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Safety expert says school bus passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

Farmer bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

British left waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung cancer in women mushrooms

Eye drops off shelf

Teacher strikes idle kids

Squad helps dog bite victim

Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged cow injures farmer with axe

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Stolen painting found by tree

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

War dims hope for peace

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Red tape holds up new bridge

Deer kill 17,000

Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

Kids make nutritious snacks

Chief throws his heart into helping feed needy

Arson suspect is held in Massachusetts fire

British union find dwarfs in short supply

Lansing residents can drop off trees

Local high school dropouts cut in half

New vaccine may contain rabies

Man minus ear waives hearing

Deaf college opens doors to hearing

Air head fired

Old school pillars are replaced by alumni

Bank drive-in window blocked by board

Include your children when baking cookies

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors